Friday, November 05, 2004

no free lunch

I went to the naked lounge alone last night to study (yeah, right) and read a bit, and of course to have their excellent coffee. Despite the name, everyone in the whole place had their clothes on, and there was quite a crowd. I ordered my coffee, and went to the back room to read because everywhere in the front was already filled up. There was a couple there, who left a few minutes after I arrived, and then a girl sat at the table next to me.

We get to talking somehow, something about the tea she ordered, and she turned out to be really nice. You know that feeling you get, kinda "too" nice? She would always use my name in the sentence. "Sure, David, that's really interesting, David". Well, twenty-five minutes later, I had learned that she is a senior with some liberal studies major from the bay area. Well, the conversation starts to wind down, and then she asks.

"So do you have a lot of free time?" Curious, I reply, that yes, I have a bit here and there. "Well," she continues, "I volunteer at the Boys and Girls club on 6th and Wall St. and we are always looking for people to come and hand out with the kids and fix the computers and stuff".

It was a ploy. I thought I was having an intelligent conversation in a coffee shop with a nice person, a "single serving friend" so to speak. But no. All that was to get me to volunteer at some non-profit organization. Everyone has ulterior motives. There is no such thing as a free lunch.


comments
Tony said:
what did you say to her once you found out her alterior motive? did you back out slowly? Or shoot your way out? lol
i was yelled at on fri, november 5 @ 4:37 pm
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Joe said:
speaking of...I need your computer and also ummm...chem lab. Oh yeah, The lecture you missed today, Boring Ball said it was very very important. I'll fill you in on what it's about when I see you.
i was yelled at on fri, november 5 @ 11:06 pm
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from what I read I'm assuming that David did not take her up on her offer. Isn't that right David.
i was yelled at on fri, november 5 @ 11:20 pm
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andrew said:
lol...yea man...sorry to hear that...i def. know how that feels...
i was yelled at on sat, november 6 @ 2:26 pm
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dave said:
Nah, don't think I am going to. But who knows, I have some time on monday at 3, so I might just go check it out... Crazy people.
i was yelled at on sat, november 6 @ 5:23 pm
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Martin said:
What's wrong with volunteering? It couldn't be all that bad to donate some time.
i was yelled at on sun, november 7 @ 7:35 pm
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jacque said:
"single serving friend"-fight club-i love it, just don't start getting the shit beat out of you to feel better :S
i was yelled at on sun, november 7 @ 8:31 pm
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Rachel said:
poop
i was yelled at on sun, november 7 @ 9:28 pm
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Joe said:
That is not nice Rachel. You should take that back!
i was yelled at on sun, november 7 @ 10:49 pm
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dave said:
[dog] shit sucks.
i was yelled at on mon, november 8 @ 1:03 am
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Mary Ella said:
That sucks... I woulda come to the naked lounge had I known that some boy woulda been there... But noo... I was (I actually don't remember... ) I think I was partying? SO WERE YOU!!! I saw you! Punk.
Anyway.Talk to you later gator.
i was yelled at on mon, november 8 @ 4:23 am
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Rachel said:
morgan likes it
i was yelled at on mon, november 8 @ 10:58 pm
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Ashley said:
holy crap. daveeeeee. its ashley from the study room! yes.....i found you on mytunes, you sneaky boy, you. konkow jake missed you last night. he wanted to party with you....and so did all of us! come down to room 252 and check out my HAWTT nerd corner. it'd trump your quote on quote geek corner anyday!
i was yelled at on sat, november 13 @ 1:09 pm
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chels said:
hey dave, you know justin brunner?
i was yelled at on tue, november 16 @ 12:00 pm
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Erik said:
I think he should know Justin...he went to school with him...HOW BOUT AN UPDATE DAVE!!
i was yelled at on tue, november 16 @ 3:49 pm
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dave said:
yeah, i know justin...
i was yelled at on thu, november 18 @ 1:45 pm
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